February 2012
1 post
January 2012
6 posts
delacroix: Advice for my former teenage self: →
delacroix:
It’s a waste of your time to worry about what people think of you. There will always be haters, and it’s rarely about you and even more rarely your problem. Let them hate.
We create our own realities; you can do absolutely anything you want to. Define success for yourself, make your own…
“You want a job, a vacation, heath insurance, validation, a back rub, a scalp...”
– Ryan O’Connell, What 20-Somethings Want on Thought Catalog (via thoughtcatalog)
September 2011
2 posts
1 tag
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
2 posts
“I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as...”
– Andy Borowitz (via kateoplis)
October 2010
3 posts
February 2010
1 post
September 2009
4 posts
The VMAs
I was more moved by the series finale of King of the Hill than I was by Janet’s tribute to Michael.
My favorite song for the moment... →
Newly released song by Los Campesinos!
Things that occupy my time...
I seem to be going through a period where inventing new ways of coping with hangovers is a full-time occupation.
June 2009
7 posts
Double Quarterpounder with Chees
At the McDonald's drive-through...
Me: What are you having?
My sister: The Double Quarterpounder with cheese meal.
Me: Most men I know can't handle that one!
Me: Your colon must look like a slughterhouse.
My sister: Okay! I'll have the Quarterpounder meal!
Me: Is Rocky Balboa training up there?
Happy fathers' day!
To all the neglecful, abusive fathers out there:
thank you! Without you, the porn industry would not exist.
“I think the history and the past we have is just an energy we’ve built up to do...”
– Helmut Lang (via molls)
Ah, Facebook...
Thank you for acting as my biographer. Here, as I spiral ever so gently onto rock-bottom, you are a lasting log of my missteps on my way to true degenerateness. And as I fall, propelled only by dash of self-loathing, a pinch of recklessness, and copious amounts of alcohol, you are the stage upon which I perform my cautionary monologues.
Thanks for being a conduit for all the cheers.
I'M OLD!
Nothing will make you feel older than trying to explain to a young hipster how Iggy Pop is the father of the ever so popular modern indie ethos. Also, trying to do it drunk does not help.
I've been a self-reflective mood as of late...
I have lately realized that I can be all too ruthless when the situation calls for guile, and not only when it comes to my career, but also in my personal life.
I would like to take a moment to apologize to those whom I’ve hurt. You know who you are.
If it’s any consolation, I’d bet my karma sucks right about now.
P.S. This note is not a promise that I won’t steamroll...
May 2009
1 post
drunk off my ass
so, i’m drunk of my ass, and i hate the fact that all i have to do is show up
March 2009
6 posts
Indie Rock
I couldn’t help but think that as an avid fan of the more obscure music, I have dedicated a lot of my energy to the most minor of footnotes in the history of rock.
On hay fever
Plants are having Roman orgies. I’m suffering for their fornicating ways.
I think what upsets me most is the thought that it’s plant ejaculate traveling up my nasal passages that is causing me so much misery.
It's been a long time
“I don’t know how I’m meant to feel any more,” or so the Lilly Allen song goes. Recently, I came to realize that I’ve been engaged in subterfuge for so long that I cant seem to remember who I really am.
"House of Cards"
Listening to “House of Cards” by Radiohead for the 50th time today. I was willing to forget about her house of cards. Sadly, no matter how hard we try to leave our baggage behind, it always seems find us.
Some airlines should look into that technology.
“The more we write the less we die.”
– Brian Kessler
Welcome to my tumblr
So, why did I start this?